Sex Talk With Andre 3000

 

I was doing something today (can’t tell you what) that reminded me about this interview that Andre did with Playboy. Let’s just say it makes you feel like you know him intimately… No wonder Erykah Badu was so strung out…

What music do you listen to during sex?
I listen to jazz — Coltrane, the Isley Brothers, Anita Baker. We call them “fuck tapes.” A f*ck tape is a compilation tape that you’ve made yourself with all your favorite songs. You usually start it off with a nice little groove, you know, and by the end of the tape it’s just real slow. It’s kind of like the soundtrack to that night.

What’s your favorite sexual act?
Kissing. All over the body.

What’s your favorite part of the female anatomy?
The nipples. I like puffy nipples. Long, hard nipples that look like thumbs sticking out.

What’s the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
One time I had sex at a baseball field. It wasn’t really the sex; it was the environment. We were just riding around. It was a rainy night, and we went into this scorebox where the announcers sit and call the game. “Bases loaded. And his hand goes here…!”

Have you ever had sex with a groupie or a fan?
Yes, of course. I didn’t have sex with this one girl, but the way she approached me was kind of funny. We had just walked into this stadium, and she comes up. She didn’t say, “Hey,” or “Hi,” or “My name is so-and-so.” She just said, “Can I have sex with you tonight?”

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex??
Giving. I just enjoy it. My whole thing is I get off on people having a good time.

Have you ever used drugs to enhance your sexual experience?
Yes, I’ve tried ecstasy. It worked one time, but the second time my body was too high and I couldn’t get myself up.

Do you like to watch?
I like porn. I wouldn’t mind watching a girl pleasure herself. watching two girls is okay, but I’d just want to get into the picture. I’d just want to jump in.

Do you like to talk dirty?
I’m not much of a talker, but I’ll talk a little bit. I’ll tell the girl if she’s doing it right or to just go for what she knows or to please herself and have a good time.

Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
I haven’t videotaped myself, but one girlfriend snuck and did it one time. She videotaped herself giving me head. The tape’s ruined. I erased over it.

What’s better than sex?
Nothing’s better than sex. A great song…when you finish writing a great song. Or a great melody that hits you, that’s right up there with sex. And getting my scalp stimulated and rubbed is as good as sex.

What’s the best time of day or night to have sex?
Night. Always night is the best. It’s better at night because the lights are down. It does something to your adrenaline. It calms you. You’re in a more relaxed state. But day sex could be powerful. You know what? Morning sex is really good. Morning-after sex is really good.

Sigh…

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