Linda Muthama…Crazy In Love???

The question: Is Linda Muthama crazy in love or is she just selfish? I’m not going mad. Pulse is in the habit of making me wonder about the mental capacity of some of our so called “celebrities”. Either that or Pulse has reporters who ask all the right questions to catch the subjects off guard. If you don’t understand me, have a peek at the Shaffie Weru episode.

Anyway, I digress. A week or so ago, news spread like wildfire that Linda Muthama was pregnant with Nyambane a.k.a. Walter Mong’are’s child. Why the hullabaloo??? Well, he just happens to be married with a child or children (not sure). Now, any other woman would go direct into hibernation (I applaud Valerie Kimani for that). But not Ms. Muthama. She has come out swinging, denying the pregnancy, but not the relationship:

Pulse: You have had a long affair, almost six-years, with Walter Mong’are aka Nyambane. Is it a business relationship, a love affair or both?

Linda: Walter, as I prefer to call him, has been my music manager for long. He has supported me through my musical education and is the only man around my life.

P: How did you guys connect?

L: When I meet someone, I like to think of what I can get from life. I met him way before Tusker Project Fame (TPF1). Good people make their intentions known from the start. We had chemistry from the word go.

P: You haven’t been shy to divulge your affectionate feelings publicly which makes many people believe you are dating him…

L: Well, what I can say is that Walter is not a mpango wa kando. Our relationship is deeper than that. I’m his friend and girlfriend… everything put in a box. He understands me beyond any other man.

P: Walter is a married man with children…

L: I am aware that he is a married man and I respect that. His wife and kids are my close friends and they understand that I am part of him. We talk a lot with his wife.

P: You host him often in your house. What do we make of this?

L: I said he is my manager and friend. Let’s just say he frequently comes over for dinner.

P: Are you pregnant with his child?

L: I’m not pregnant with his child or any other man’s child. The whole radio interview was picked out of context. I am meeting people in shopping malls and at the gym who go like; “whoa… congrats” then I ask, for what? Do I look pregnant anyway?

P: Would you, in this case, consider a Linda – Walter baby now that you have stated there is no other man in your life?

L: I don’t see any other man on sight! You can be sure I wouldn’t mind. He is an intelligent and brilliant man. I am very ambitious. Can you imagine what kind of kid that would be?

P: Would a Walter baby leave you a single mother or his second wife?

L: Single or married…whatever the status will be, we will cross that bridge when we get there.

P: How do you think this will affect your music career?

L: I plan my life. My 12-track album is out now and I want to push it before then. I have a weekly show at the Jacaranda Hotel that I host with the Altimate band. I am already teaching music and working on establishing the Altimate Music Academy. Things are looking up for me.

P: What is the one thing about Walter that you reckon his fans don’t know?

L: He is a simple guy who likes ugali and osuga (bitter greens) as well as mala. The stuff is easy to make and I have gotten to like the same with time. -Pulse

This chick is not serious. Actually I would go as far as saying she’s delusional. She’s so arrogant and unapologetic!!! It is said that women are their own worst enemies. Linda is a classic example. Instead of uplifting another woman, she inserts herself into a family that just may be broken up by her shenanigans. I don’t purport to know the details of the relationship between Nyambane and his wife, but I do know that, as a woman, I would not take kindly to another woman sleeping with my husband, and going on to brag about it in the media! I would have to think about my family, and the effect it would have on my kids. If the children are school going, they definitely will hear this mess from their school mates (you already know they have bragged that Nyambane is their dad).

To make matters worse, please look at this quote from Linda’s facebook profile:

My vision is to positively Impact and change people’s lives through my talent. A lot is coming from me to you.Firstly, my Imajination Album,Secondly,The story of my life that will let you know what really moves me and what I stand for.Thirdly,My passion is women and children specifically those that have been through all aspects of domestic violence.I will be launching my foundation very soon and lastly I will also post my five year strategic plan that we can follow through together.Be blessed!

Excuse you Linda, but there is nothing positive about what you’re doing no matter how much ugali, osuga and mala you make for this man. The person who needs blessings is you! Wait for him to sort himself out on the home front. If he and his wife decide they cannot be married anymore, then by all means, be a vulture and swoop in for the carcass, or Walter, as you like to call him. But let them be for now so they can sort their issues out without the distraction that is you. I have a few choice words for Nyambane as well but I’ll save them for later…msssssccchhhheeeeewwww

P.S. As my mum was asking, how exactly are you tuned (for lack of a better word) by Nyambane???