Kim Kardashian Finally Gets Engaged to Kris Humphries
Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian. She has finally found a man stupid enough to wife her up…with a 20.5 carat diamond ring! And this after only 6 months of dating!!! I never thought I would see the day. Reggie Bush was smart enough to get the hell out of dodge when Kim bought herself a 7 carat engagement ring back in 2009. Talk about pressure! Reggie is probably laughing up a storm with his boys somewhere. I mean what will Kris tell the kids? We’re famous coz mummy released a video of herself having sex with a man who is not daddy??? Unbelievable!!!
According to People magazine online, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, popped the question to Kim while on bended knee in the bedroom of her Beverly Hills mansion.
Humphries presented Kim with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.
“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”
Okay, enough about the proposal. I know you all want to know about the ring! Kim Kardashian is sporting a 20. 5 carat engagement ring which her fiance designed with jeweler Lorraine Schwartz. “It’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen,” said Kardashian of the ring. “It’s perfect.” The 16.5-carat emerald cut center stone is flanked by a pair of 2-carat trapezoids. It’s reportedly worth about $2 million.
Now let’s compare that with Beyonce’s engagement ring from hubby Jay-Z. It was a flawless 18 carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring set in platinum worth around $5 million. When Jay presented it to her, he also gave her an immitation so she could be comfortable wearing it on stage. I wonder how $5 million feels like on a finger…sigh.,.
Moral of the story: Bigger isn’t always better. But honey, if you’re reading this, feel free to upgrade mine by about 10 carats. You might break the bank but I’ll still love you and will starve with a smile on my face