We all saw this coming. Elin would have been stupid to stay. Tiger and Elin reached a settlement agreement way back at the beginning of July — July 3rd and 4th. The final judgment papers state that the marriage “is hereby dissolved because it is irretrievably broken.” The terms of the divorce settlement were not released to the public, but it is speculated that Elin will receive anywhere from $100 million to five times that amount in assets. Elin has also been granted her request to have her maiden name restored — Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren. You can keep your name Tiger! The two will have joint custody of their kids, ages three and one. Both Tiger and Elin have each completed a 4-hour parenting course.
Go Elin! I bet he got her to sign a confidentiality agreement though. Tiger and Elin issued a joint statement: (more…)
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. I just don’t know what to say. There are so many things wrong here. Devon James, a former pornstar, is one of the women Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with. At first I was only disturbed by the fact that he cheated with a pornstar. Now it seems he may have cheated with a pornstar and failed to use a condom! In this day and age! Apparently this kid was born in 2001. Tiger seems to be an old hand at cheating. The funny thing is he has not come out to deny that this child is his. More details and picture of the supposed love child after the break. (more…)
Tiger Wood’s wife Elin is attempting to dig deep in his pockets to make him pay for cheating on her with multiple women. According to reports, she is demanding $750 million in their divorce settlement. Tiger’s entire fortune is only worth $600 million, according to the 2009 estimates of Forbes Magazine.
Is that too much to pay for cheating? If I were Elin, I’d also be salty as hell about him getting caught and the family life thrust into the media by HIS actions. Or maybe she’s starting her bid high so she can settle for an acceptable amount. Either way, she is about to make bank! And he is about to learn the meaning of facing the consequences of your actions. Either way, I predict this will be the highest divorce settlement in history! Let the games begin… *drumrollplease* 🙂
Reports are now stating that Elin Nordegren, the wife of golf superstar Tiger Woods is asking for $750 million dollars from Woods as part of their divorce settlement.
Additionally, she wants full custody of the kids and will not agree to a confidentiality clause. The confidentiality clause would prevent her from ever writing a book or doing interviews about the break-up. (more…)
So according to Radar Online, Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin, met with a divorce attorney shortly before flying to Arizona. After all his shennanigans, I don’t blame her. There is no way I would stay after all that stress and embarassment. Just think, if she were in Africa about 200 years ago, she would not even be able to go chota maji without hearing whispers from mamas at the river. I can just hear it now:
Mama Wangeci: Tiger alikuwa anakula vitu vya Mama Mwangi.
Mama Njoki: Wacha hiyo. Kwanza ungemskia akitongoza Ciku! Ata mimi alinijaribu lakini mimi ni Mkristo.
Mama Wangeci: Wacha zako! Si nilikuona ukikula njahe na yeye huko sokoni?
Mama Njoki: Kwani kukula njahe ni kitu kibaya? Kwanza ananunulia wamama wote wa soko njahe. Kwa nini nikatae? Kwani sina ubongo? Ninawapelekea watoto wangu njahe pia. Uncle Tiger anawanunulia…
*Complete silence when Elin appears*
Pop the top for the Radar Online report. (more…)
So Tiger’s list of mpango wa kandos has risen to 15!!! OK realistically, we know men like some side action every now and then. But Tiger has taken it to the next level! How did he have time for it all? And think of the ones who haven’t come out yet! And to make it worse, the stories are way out there. These bishes have text msgs, emails, VOICEMAILS!!! Where they do that at??? Anyway, I’ve decided to give you guys a breakdown of the mistresses, with photos where I can. See all the goodies after the jump.